As I sit here excitedly typing in the airport terminal waiting for my red-eye flight to Jamaica, I cannot help but breathe a deep sigh of gratitude and relief. So many things have led me to this point—to have the opportunity to go to a beautiful island in the Caribbean to work (and play) for an entire week at the infamous Hedonism II resort in Negril.
My bags are packed—costumes carefully planned to reflect each of the theme nights while we’re there. The week, a sexual health and wellness summit called “Be Better at Being Bad,” was put together by April and Scott of Naughty Gym, which caters to sex positive fitness folks. Since Hedo now has a cannabis and psilocybin dispensary on site at the resort, April and Scott thought it would be appropriate to bring in one of the leading experts in sex and cannabis/sex and altered states (yeah, that’s me!) to give their guests some pro tips for their explorations. Plus I’m also teaching Dirty Talk, Hand Jobs and Blow Jobs, Butt Stuff (with Toronto-based rock star Luna Matatas!), and I’m even on a panel about body positivity. Win!
Naturally, when given the opportunity to bring a +1 as part of my facilitator package, I chose Canadian Daddy. Since our second date was at a clothing optional sex club in Toronto (which featured a hot tub and a massive outdoor pool), I knew he’d be up for something like this. And indeed he was. So while I’ll take the red eye from SoCal tonight, he’ll take an early flight from Toronto tomorrow and we’ll meet in the lovely lounge of Club MoBay at the airport before riding to the resort together.
You’re wondering about the theme nights, aren’t you? You should be. They’re pretty badass.
Saturday: Midsummer Night’s Dream - think Bacchanalian orgies and fairies
Sunday: Jamaican Carnival
Monday: Sexy Tailgate (I have a cheerleading uniform!)
Tuesday: Glow Night (black lights and body paint - oh my!)
Wednesday: Fetish Night
Thursday: Seven Deadly Sins (Daddy and I are both going as Lust - quel surprise!)
Friday: The Red Ball (otherwise known as a red themed sexy prom)
Saturday: Fly home and relax
As you might expect, Canadian Daddy and I plan to have A LOT of sex while we’re there. Like, so much. With each other, and with those we find mutually appealing. We’re also planning to shoot a good bit of content for my OnlyFans, so if you’ve been thinking about subscribing, this may be the month to jump on it.
My personal bucket list includes crossing the 100 sexual partners benchmark (I’m only 4 away!) and having a blindfolded gang bang. Daddy has requested to have two women give him a phenomenal tag-team blow job, with me providing oversight and instruction. He also wants to eat me out on the breakfast table one (or more) of the days we’re there. I want to have a loooong couples massage and pedicures. I want us to co-top a couple together. And these are just some of the things we’ve thought of so far.
Admittedly, there won’t be a lot of photos or videos of the nude public spaces. That’s strictly forbidden to protect everyone’s privacy. But anyone who comes back to play in our room will be offered the opportunity to be memorialized in my sexual memoirs, so stay tuned to my Substack as well. Either way, there will be MANY stories to tell after I get back.
I’ll admit, there was a part of me that was mildly self conscious about being a full figured babe among all of these fitness folks. But ultimately, I know and believe that all bodies are beautiful and worthy and SEXY AS FUCK and I am going to rock every inch of my curves this week. And let’s be honest—who isn’t hot for teacher? I’ll be giving extra credit all week long. Maybe I’ll even find a few service submissives (minions?) to do my bidding. I’m starting to embody my Evil Queen domme persona and it’s exciting to contemplate being utterly worshipped.
If anyone has been to Hedo (or similar lifestyle resorts) and wants to share some pro tips in the comments, please do! I want my virgin experience to be one I remember forever.
Are there any awesome stories from HedonisM 2?